Write that down - The NON-TORR Version!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:35 pm

Syn: I know. It's pretty funny though, I poke him with something long and watch him flail his fists in the air.

**Ryn** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:38 am

Garnett: Well, we always had this theory that to solve Uhtred and Ilg (then Raij) problems, they just needed to fuck

Garnett: Well, they're gonna have to fight it out with one sword or another.

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You're a parasitic , psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart.
And now I'm going to have nightmares about getting pregnant after murder-fucking him in the dumpster.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:19 am

Synaria invisions the poor girl running to the doc and dropping her bloomers "I need CREAM FOR MY BUM!"
Danele Valenti: Doc: "I got some cream for ya, luv." *unzips his pants*
Synaria: It'd be like a bad porno!

Roselyn · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:17 am

Sam's Little Friend says:
"I HEAR THE ADVISOR'S A MAN." - *Sam grins and chuckles to himself for no apparent reason*

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"My persona? It's a very delicate balance of, poise, propriety, sin, scandal, slander, and 'yes darling, whatever you say'; that is to say, genuine is in the eye of the beholder at any given time."

William · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:15 am

Casper says:
ITS BEEN LIEK TEN YEARS DOOD.
Sam's Little Friend says:
Jeeesus
Sam's Little Friend says:
She'll be pregnant in one shot at that rate
Casper says:
Lmfao.
Casper says:
I SHALL SHOOT YOU FULL OF MY POTENT LOAD, MADAM.

William · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:47 am

Sam's Little Friend says:
Undercarriage, man, that word is not used enough.
Casper says:
LOL! XD
Casper says:
Lol, one of my characters the other day said the word "cunt" and the other character, a female (mine is a male) was like... D:
Casper says:
Undercarriage is hilarious. Or, "treasure box" or "cookie jar". ;P
Sam's Little Friend says:
LADYGARDEN
Casper says:
Lmfao.
Casper says:
Subway: eat fresh. Smile

William · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:06 pm

On the subject of post-birth lack of interest in sex;

Fuck the shrimp. says:
"So? You went eleven years without."
Fuck the shrimp. says:
"YES, BUT... I have NO suitable answer for that."
Cazpah says:
"That's DIFFERENT. Eleven years, only to open up the flood gates and so abruptly shut them off again!"
Cazpah says:
*Peers at child.* "YOU... The bane of my existance. The wrecker of my nighttime activities. You... You... You... devious little device for celibacy...." *mutters*

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:30 pm

Mereavus: If he likes his birthday anal, he'll jolly well shut up and munch my rug. Regardless of if it matches my curtains.

**Ryn** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:21 am

Morcant: With a bit of, "I'd bang her, and her, but not her unless she had a bag over her head, we did it from behind and there was a big fat pie involved afterwards."

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You're a parasitic , psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart.
And now I'm going to have nightmares about getting pregnant after murder-fucking him in the dumpster.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:24 am

Syn: ...Damn, I really wanted to pee on someone.
Me: *hands the monkey*
Syn: *pops a squat above him* TASTE MY WRATH MONKEY!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:26 pm

A very small excerpt from a couple posts that had me giggling...they were talking to Mere and Ella at the time.

Ulrika: A devilish smirk grew over her lips and the hand that had been resting on Cyrus's thigh shot over to very nearly grope between his legs as she arched a brow at them. "It's a shame that my twin's cock doesn't count as my own, isn't it?"

Cyrus: His eyes widened when that hand ventured further up his thigh, her comment bringing a brittle laugh. "We've certainly tried putting it between your legs enough, Your Majesty."

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:06 am

You say, "Torriqual and Torr are two different people"
Elwena: Oh geebus Dx
Elwena: That's gonna keel me
Eilella: Torr is Uhtred
You say, "But we usually just call her *points at Syn* Syn"
Elwena: I'm gonna be like, "TORR WIF A VAG OR TORR WIF A DINGLE!?"

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:58 pm

This one is from a very special guest!

Credit for it goes to Nicole, Torr's lovely lady:
"Do you suppose there is an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for Most Awkward Thing Said With a Finger Inside You?"

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:19 am

Mere:
"So I spoke to Ulrika." - "About?" - "Killing Violet, and breasts."

**Ryn** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:34 am

Garnett: The strap on is packed away safely
Mereavus: Inside Mer.

_________________
You're a parasitic , psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart.
And now I'm going to have nightmares about getting pregnant after murder-fucking him in the dumpster.