Peacerose says (3:20 AM):
*There could be zombies
   AтΘmιc says (3:21 AM):
**nodsnods*
*I could see him leaving a few of his zombie sentries when he left.
     Peacerose says (3:21 AM):
**cackles*
*Yes
   AтΘmιc says (3:22 AM):
*And they be like half dead, since he's not been around for a while, so they could like... maul the girls, but not really have enough oomph to keep chasing them, or kill them or whatevre.
     Peacerose says (3:23 AM):
*Just scare the shit out of them and hurt them a bit
*I can see Sapphine really whalloping them.
   AтΘmιc says (3:23 AM):
**cackles* Me too. And Mae having a mega panic attack, curling up in a corner all fetal position like
*THEY"RE DIIIIIRTY!!!!
     Peacerose says (3:23 AM):
*HAHAHAHA
*While Sapphine is screaming at her to run
   AтΘmιc says (3:24 AM):
**giggles*
     Peacerose says (3:24 AM):
*And then one tries to eat Mae's face
   AтΘmιc says (3:24 AM):
*AHAHAHAhahaha Mae coming at it with her scrub brush

(23:50:16) Merripen: Old Silas, was still blind and still crotchety. "Get off my lawn or I'll burn you at the stake!" He barked, leaning out of his well placed door, because some whiney, snot nosed sixteen year old 'Lady' discided he needed a view of the garden, to soften him up, becuas he realy wasn't like that at all. He was totally hiding beneith his cold, murderous exterior, sort of like Jeffery Dhamer in reverse. "Take us Silas!" The young available women called, madly flashing their shockingly perky, for being so large, breasts at him. "I can still hear you!" He snapped, and promptly had them all clapped in irons, tortured, and burnt at the stake anyway. Silas, at least, lived happily ever after.

Maeryn FLAILS "IT'S JUST TOO HARD. Words are confuuuusing!"
Drysllthen: IT'S SOOOO MUCH EFFORT TO JOIN
Tamarilyn: MY TALENTS ARE LIMITED TO SWALLOWING POORLY-SPELLED LOADS FROM GREAT WHITE BEAR2.
Drysllthen giggles
You say, "Ahhaahaha"
Tamarilyn cumes in ur ey
Tamarilyn: "OMG IM PREGNAT"
Tamarilyn: "BUT I CUME IN UR EY!"

just a little lump of pudding says (23:44):
*she sounds horribly enthusiastic about EVERYTHING
Louder than sirens, louder than bells, sweeter than Heaven and hotter than Hell. says (23:45):
*She's doing a damn PhD
just a little lump of pudding says (23:45):
*too epic, man. too epic
*let's try cutting off her finger. maybe she'll explode like sauron
Louder than sirens, louder than bells, sweeter than Heaven and hotter than Hell. says (23:45):
*Lmfao
*So yes. I'm all @@ wil u mary me even do i r fick
just a little lump of pudding says (23:48):
*lol and she'll be all "that's interesting that you've suggested marriage, it suggests <insert clever bullshit here> Have you seen Portrait of a Marriage? I am scarily similar to you. I think i am you from the future but my mind has been altered. in fact, now that i look in the mirror, i appear to be a robot with your brain in a glass heart"

Maeryn gets all cozy with the gaurdboi.
William Alexston puts his dirty warry ass on her.
Maeryn screamz!
William Alexston wigglez.
Maeryn smacks dat.
William Alexston: All on da flo'
Maeryn smacks dat.
William Alexston: 'Til yo' get so'
Maeryn smacks dat.
Drysllthen stares
William Alexston: Ohohohohhhooooh
Maeryn dies laughing
William Alexston giggles.


*Louder than sirens, louder than bells, sweeter than Heaven and hotter than Hell. says (03:51):
*Now I want to introduce Mer like, "Lookin' like one o' them puddycat dawls, tryna hold ma woody bak thru ma drawz"
   AтΘmιc says (03:51):
*ahahahahahaha I whole heartedly believe you should.

(20:12) Drysllthen: Doood, old Silas is weird
(20:12) William Alexston: He fucking IS.
(20:12) Mereavus: He's all socially adept and shit. o.o
(20:13) Merripen: It's the bridge group.
(20:13) Merripen: And bingo, bingo straightens 'em all out.
(20:14) Merripen: "Bingo!" "You're highness, you've called 'bingo' nine times, and you're blind," "And?" "That's not...realy how it's plaied..." "And? Would you rather I call 'witch'?"

Garnett: Secrets about Garnett and chickens
Mozzaratti: Ah ha. The secret recipe!
Aerinne: She's a chickenlover.
Aerinne: She fingers their cloacas.
Mozzaratti: o.O
Nalani K: finger licking good
Garnett: 'Bawk for me, baby, BAWK BAWK'

Diana|Wintermore: This is too amusing.
Cyndassa: Ways not to describe sex with a woman:
Cyndassa: "amusing"
Cyndassa: (if you ever want to have sex with her again, that is. XD)
Garnett can't stop giggling
Garnett: 'Yes, it was good for me. Very amusing'
Garnett: *thwack*

Theo, Lu and Argos discuss sex noises.

*Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:47):
*I imagine you to make sex noises like a girl.

Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:48):
*. . .

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:48):
*XD

Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:48):
*Not when I'm doing the sexing.

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:48):
*XD

Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:48):
*but yeah, I do
**shame*

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:48):
*fufufu

just a little lump of pudding says (01:49):
*i second that fufufu

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:49):

*Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:48):
*I imagine you to make sex noises like a man.

Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:49):
*AWIIIGHT DARLIN, YOU LOIK THT? WHEY *burp*

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:49):
*Unfortunately, as my housemates can attest
*I am both loud and effeminate with my noises.

Theo || Not that I'm obsessed with my weight like some bulemorexic. says (01:49):
*hehe
*I hope I didn't wake Kim up

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:49):
*I was mocked endlessly for it last year.

just a little lump of pudding says (01:50):
*lol you make noises like the opening of a Britney Spears song

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:52):
*You so can't talk though
*It's like listening to Hentai when you have sex.

Fairtrade coffee: if you don't like it, you're racist. says (01:53):
*I thought Veg was tentacle raping you.

just a little lump of pudding says (01:53):
*lmao!!!! with veg, it's always tentacle rape

(20:39) Merripen fangirl squeeeelz
(20:39) Merripen: Mozzy has a new character apped!
(20:39) Merripen does a little dance
(20:48) Tamarilyn: Haha. He has fangirls now?
(20:49) Merripen gains three hundred pounds or so, rides around in a moterized scooter and wears a 'MOZZ LUV 4 EVAH' shirt.
(20:51) Nalani K: lol
(20:53) Merripen talks endlessly of her LiveJournal account story postings, involving the DARK and MYSTERIOUS Mozz and his 'peppy gothic side kick' who's name also happens to be her 'pen name' of RAVEN VONDARKROSENWULF.
(20:54) Nalani K: lol
(20:54) Tamarilyn: o mai!
(20:55) Garnett stares
(20:59) Merripen can see it now: "Mozz's passionate words filled the club to the sounds of electric bag pipes. He sang a dark song about dark things, dangerous things, passionate things. His voice was low, and also very dark. It was almost like listening to the darkness whisper in her ear. Raven's eyes shone in the darkness, purple gems which caressed his dark, senctual body in the black light of stage. But then, the back door totally busted in and the bad-guy vampires (because it's cool to call your villian something babyish rather than their actual names). Mozz called up his Hellcycle from the smoldering, sulferous pits of hell, used the microphone as a boomerang and totally took them out. Raven gasped! But let loose her DUAL KATANAS blessed by the ancient goddess NEKROS and cut them all up into lunch meat. Which is tasty. "Great job Raven my true love," He purred as he rode off the stage in a flurry of black smoke. "Let's go make out on my HELLCYCLE." She then said something snarky back, but>>
(20:59) Merripen>>it was muffled by his passionate kiss.

Out front by the gates:

Nalani|K: [that looks like they are on fire]
Deorwulf heh heh yeah. roasty guards]
Nalani|K: [nice and crispy]
Deorwulf [bbq style]
Nalani|K: [with secret sauce]
Deorwulf [i guess those guys must be, hot headed. I hope they don't let the heat get to them. Heh heh, they must be very hot under the collar]
Nalani|K: [lol]

Merripen: Of all the things I saw happening to Greer, getting it on with a plant, was not one of them. XD

Morgance: What, this is how becoming a dendrophiliac starts?
Morgance: "She looked like a fit bird to me, I swear."
Garnett tries to resist the urge to yawn
Garnett looks at Lu
Mozzaratti bellyrubs sprawlcats.
Garnett puuuuuuuuuuuuurrs
Merripen: One day, you're just an uglified goth, cruising around your little gothtown and you meet up with this silk plant and the next thing you know, you can't take your eyes off it's glistening, waxy, leaves. So you cop a feel and the sales people are all like: "Get the fuck away from that plant". So you LEAVE you leave that bitch 'cause she's too high maintinence any way. And then you're at home. Licking cactus's, because you love it. you love pain. Then this chick comes allong and she's like, "Oh yeah, I'm this tree bitch and I want you too!" So you DO HER and then, she's doing YOU with her THOUSAND SQUIRMING ROOTCOCKS.
Merripen: I mean.
Merripen: Fuck.
Merripen: It's a sad story.
Garnett stares
Morgance: YAWNRAPE.
Morgance: I saw it.

Kerrich is still highly amused by the thought of Diana giving birth to potted plants.
Zuleikha: Haha
Zuleikha: "I CAN SEE THE HEA- ... Flower..." O.O
You say, "Uh oh. XD"
Zuleikha: "Nono, you have that wrong, I deflowered her some time ago."