Write that down - The NON-TORR Version!

**Garnett** · Subject: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:10 am

(20:05) Garnett looks at Dan with big puppy dog eyes
(20:05) Garnett: ..in her hands

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:12 am

Imagine this coming from the Queen:
"Tell me, my son." Even her tone was pleasant. "Since when did your cock begin to ache for any other but your lovely wife?" Yes, Ilgnuit. Mama always knows.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:31 am

(02:30) Alexston: But horse cock is sooo much more important than my health. Razz

Ilgnuit Valenti III · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:11 pm

You don't have to imagine it coming from the Queen....it CAME FROM HER MOUTH! I love you

x3

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Divide and Conquer.....one Boovag at a time!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:48 am

(01:46) Lawtait: Niiiight King Wylder..adreiaujtyard. Smile

(01:46) Danele Valenti snickers.
(01:46) You say, "Just call him Rumplestiltskin"
(01:47) Lawtait: I like Wylderaeklrjaratkd better. Because it's like a surprise! It's different every time!
(01:47) Garnett laughs
(01:47) Danele Valenti: Or as the Nharati people lovingly refer to him... Cocklestiltskin.

Ilgnuit Valenti III · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:42 am

Syn: Sooooo what's goin down?
Ilg: Ilg just swept Ella on the dance floor
that's it. you?
Syn: Still screaming in pain with Tryl's tendril things stuck in her skin
Ilg: You say that so nonchalantly
Syn: *snickers*

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Divide and Conquer.....one Boovag at a time!

**Ryn** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:28 am

I wasn't there, but damn it, it made me laugh.

Ilgnuit Valenti peeks in Osa's brain.
Ilgnuit Valenti peeks in her ear.
Ilgnuit Valenti peeks up her nose.
Ilgnuit Valenti peeks in her eye.
Ilgnuit Valenti "I think she's dead."
Ilgnuit Valenti peeks up her skirt.
Ilgnuit Valenti "Notice I only checked after confirming her death."
Garnett: tsk tsk
Ilgnuit Valenti, "What?"
Ilgnuit Valenti, "Rigor mortis cunt grip."
Ilgnuit Valenti, "Nothing like it"

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You're a parasitic , psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart.
And now I'm going to have nightmares about getting pregnant after murder-fucking him in the dumpster.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:17 pm

(16:11) Garnett inspects Torr's penis
(16:11) You say, "Dude, for once, lots of penis in the room"
(16:11) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen with a magnifying glass, under the sun.
(16:11) Uhtred Valenti inadvertantly stabs her in the eye with his wicked barb.
(16:12) Uhtred Valenti sizzles.... smells sausage, yum yum...!
(16:12) Thomas Eicheim: Speaking of lots of penises... Let us cross cocks!
(16:12) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: CHarred crotch for supper!
(16:12) Garnett screams and covers her eye, blood shooting through her fingers
(16:12) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Is that like crossing the Delaware?
(16:12) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Only, you know...gayer?
(16:12) Uhtred Valenti: And creamier.
(16:12) Thomas Eicheim: Renassaisance gay
(16:12) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Scottish Clergy gay

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:33 pm

(17:31) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Now I have necrophilia in my head
(17:31) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Thanks, Torr
(17:31) Uhtred Valenti: Hey, man. Anything for you.
(17:31) Wyldrigrenkledrysllthen: Although it would be nice to FINALLY fuck Evangeline...Lord knows I never got around to it with Cyrus.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:08 pm

(19:00) Danele Valenti: Women are horny sluts when properly inspired. Unfortunately, inspiration is hard to find these days.
(19:01) Danele Valenti smiles sweetly.
(19:03) Danele Valenti: I mean, seriously.
(19:03) Danele Valenti: How many times have you heard men say they do not understand women?
(19:03) Danele Valenti: When really, we are so very simple.
(19:03) Danele Valenti: 1. Treat us like we have a brain.
(19:03) Danele Valenti: 2. Treat us like a human being.
(19:04) Mereavus: 3. Find the g-spot and clitoris. That tends to help.
(19:04) Danele Valenti: 3. You CAN last longer than five minutes. There are books to show you how. Read one!
(19:04) Danele Valenti: 4. Sleep in the wet spot every once in a while.
(19:05) You say, "...and necks are very good places to start"
(19:05) Danele Valenti: 5. And last, but not least, I don't give a damn what hormone you have, stay awake for TWO minutes after sex and give us aftercare, dammit all.
(19:05) Danele Valenti puts her soapbox away.

Roselyn · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:14 am

Alexston: "Try Boovag brand cat food! It'll bring out the hussy in your pussy!"

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"My persona? It's a very delicate balance of, poise, propriety, sin, scandal, slander, and 'yes darling, whatever you say'; that is to say, genuine is in the eye of the beholder at any given time."

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:07 am

Synaria: Fuck your stump.

Fletcher · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:53 am

Danele Valenti: I am not sure. My head is still pounding like crazy.
Garnett kisses her throbbing head

Roselyn · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:55 am

Lawtait: WE ARE A PIRATE KINGDOM NOW.
Lawtait: ......
Lawtait: ....ARRRRRR.

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"My persona? It's a very delicate balance of, poise, propriety, sin, scandal, slander, and 'yes darling, whatever you say'; that is to say, genuine is in the eye of the beholder at any given time."

William · Subject: Re: Write that down - The NON-TORR Version! Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:28 am

Cas and Lu on the subject of Mereavus and Alexston;

Sam's Little Friend says:
XD There she goes again. I IMMASCULATE THE WORLD, MUAHA.
Casper says:
LOL!
Casper says:
"She must be a man!"
"And what makes you so sure? Did you go and look up her skirts, as promised?"
"No. But I did catch a glimpse of them, while'st watering the flowers on the roof. You ought to have seen the way she was holding him! And he seemed so serene."
"I wonder if he's a lilly-boy, himself. Cather or receiver? Hah!"

Casper says:
Razz

Casper says:
Catcher*(
Casper says:
...*
Sam's Little Friend says:
Lawl!
Sam's Little Friend says:
Mer buggering Sam, man XD
Casper says:
Lmao.
Sam's Little Friend says:
"Bend over, darling, I'm feeling a tad frisky this evening."
Casper says:
!!!!!!!
Casper says:
Lmfao!
Casper says:
"Oh, yes. Of course. But only if you promise to be a bit gentler this time."
Sam's Little Friend says:
"Darling, I said 'a tad', last time I was positively raging. I'll be gentle... ish."
Casper says:
"I'm beginning to think that you only use me for the sex, you know. Sigh."
Sam's Little Friend says:
"Don't be silly. I love you. Now, do be a dear, and pass me the lubricant."
Casper says:
Lmfao.
Casper says:
Omg.