Write that down - Torr Quotables

Colletta · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:51 am

Lottie: I almost had noodles shoot out of my nose.
Torr: HOT DAMN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SEXY
Lottie: That's so gross
Torr: I WOULD HAVE WRAPPED THEM ALL OVER MY PENIE
Torr: AND BEEN LIKE
Torr: DINNER'S SERVED WHORES.
Lottie:And I would have skipped dinner! *Gasps!*
Torr: LIKE HELL YOU WOULD HAVE
Torr: YOU'D HAVE BEEN THE FIRST ON THE SCENE
Torr: WITH A SPORK IN ONE HAND
Torr: AND A TROUGH IN THE OTHER
Torr: JUST WAITING FOR ME TO FILL THAT BAD BOY UP
Torr: WITH MY EXPLOSIVE POWERSEED 50000
Torr: SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND INFANTS
Torr: AND FUCK CHARLTON HESTON'S GHOST
Torr: IN THE ASS
Torr: WITH A RIFLE
Torr: AN NRA APPROVED RIFLE.
Torr: AND THEN YOU'D HAVE GONE OUT FOR DINNER AT DENNY'S
Torr: AND FOUND YOURSELF FACE TO FACE WITH A BIG FAT DICK
Torr: NAMED DICK.
Torr: BUT IT'D BE TOO LATE
Torr: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY GOT SOME OF THAT GOOD DICK
Torr: THAT WAS NAMED BIG BEN

Dear god why? ~Lottie

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I should have never listened to my mother and followed the family profession of serving the royalty.....

Thank you Osanna for my av art!!!!!!!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:44 pm

(13:42) Leon Alexander: ah, dang. i was hoping to talk to her more about cedric and his sister lol :-P ah well, another day, another arrow... wait.. another day, another pie.
(13:42) Uhtred Valenti: Heheheheh. Cedric's arrow in his sister's pie, more like.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:42 am

(21:33) Uhtred Valenti: Not because I want to rape your niece, mind.
(21:33) Uhtred Valenti: But because I can't help but wonder what a hymen looks like.
(21:34) The Nameless Lady: Oh god.
(21:34) Eilella: I'm going to have to pretend this conversation never existed
(21:34) Eilella: to keep my sanity around her
(21:34) Garnett snickers
(21:34) Uhtred Valenti: What? I can't have a natural curiosity about the female anatomy?
(21:35) You say, "and yes, you can have that curiousity, Torr. It's amusing."
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Right?! I mean, how thick is it?
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Is it transparent?
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Or is it, like, a wall-o-flesh?
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Do I need an ice pick to chip through this fucker?
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Or is it delicate like half-sheets of silk?
(21:36) Uhtred Valenti: Is it chewy?
(21:37) Uhtred Valenti: Or does it melt on the tongue?
(21:37) Eilella: Oh God
(21:37) Uhtred Valenti: Okay, maybe I'm not curious about that.
(21:37) Uhtred Valenti: But still.
(21:38) You say, "A gift for Torr http://kuliahbidan.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/hymen_virginal.jpg"
(21:38) Uhtred Valenti: Aaaaaaaw it's like a little Jew star!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:58 am

(01:57) Trylstrian: I'ma huffalump your woozle!

Colletta · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:49 pm

Torr: I think you gave me pink eye last night.
Lottie: I did?
Torr: Yeah. I don't really appreciate it. Be more careful next time.
Lottie: I'll work on that. Though honestly, I think it's a little difficult to concieve just how I gave you pink eye.
Torr: Isn't it obvious?
Lottie: No...
Torr: Simple:
Torr: Lemurs.
Lottie: *Snaps her fingers and shakes her head.* Well damn it. I told them plan Alpha, not plan Beta....Stupid lemurs....Need to have their hearing checked. The whole lot of them!
Torr: Bah! Their hearing is acute! Typical of a woman to cast the blame!
Lottie:
Ha! You weren't the one giving them the battle plans! Stupid sods were too busy stuffing their faces with your baby pie to notice.
Torr: God damn it! MY BABY PIE.
Lottie: *Cackles.* The lemurs rule the day, yet again.

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I should have never listened to my mother and followed the family profession of serving the royalty.....

Thank you Osanna for my av art!!!!!!!

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:58 pm

(13:56) Uhtred Valenti: Put your heads on my laps, my loves!
(13:56) Uhtred Valenti: We shall gather there.
(13:56) Danele Valenti: You have more than one lap? Razz

(13:56) Uhtred Valenti: And not speak of days of lore.
(13:56) Uhtred Valenti: For it is rude to talk with one's mouth full.
(13:56) Garnett snickers
(13:56) Danele Valenti grins.
(13:57) Uhtred Valenti: And lo, I doth say unto thee:
(13:57) Uhtred Valenti: Thou shalt pop it as though it were hot.
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(14:40) Uhtred Valenti mime-boxes. "I am a heart!" Stands on his tip-toes. "I am a castle!" Jerks off. "I am Garnett's sustenance!"

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:23 pm

Peacerose says (2:17 PM):
Aww, you took Uhtred away
Numbsong says (2:20 PM):
You would have too, if he said the things he'd said to me.
Peacerose says (2:21 PM):
He's a fuckin bastard *nods* You need to get him under control.
Numbsong says (2:21 PM):
-I- need to? I ain't the one married to him, fuck-o.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:12 am

(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: There is a pretty narrow series of cliches that all sports reporters have come to loathe.
(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: Such as "Giving %110."
(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: Or "Giving it all we've got."
(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: Or "Keeping our mind on the game."
(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: Or "Bringing our A-game."
(00:10) Uhtred Valenti: Or "I SWEAR I didn't rape that bitch."

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:40 am

Pins. says (1:39 AM):
You are like the sister I would rape in the broom closet.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:47 am

(20:44) Uhtred Valenti: You can defend him 'til the cows come home. He is a pussy to me, and will always bleed from the urethra in his face.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:57 am

(00:55) Uhtred Valenti gets back up and beats the bear to death with his penis. THIS IS FOR STEPHEN COLBERT.]

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:32 pm

(17:29) Danele Valenti: I can be such a coddler. Razz

(17:29) Garnett loves to be spoiled!
(17:29) Evangilene's Corpse is already spoiled. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHeeeew.

**Garnett** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:46 pm

(In reference to Trylstrian)
(12:41) You say, "'What are you doing, lizard man?!?!' *grins*"
(12:42) Uhtred Valenti: Heh. I was so sure people were going to be, like, ZOMG HE'S OTHER to which I'd say NO HE'S NOT I JUST HAVE FLORIDAN LINGO IN MY HEAD SOMETIMES.

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(12:44) Uhtred Valenti enters. "So, how's that EMPTY WOMB of your's doing?" he inquires while kicking her in the snatch.

**Ryn** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:31 am

Synaria kicks...him... HARD.
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: WHY?
You say, "Because I SAID!"
Trylstrian: Oh.
Synaria nods.

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You're a parasitic , psycho, filthy creature Finger-bangin' my heart.
And now I'm going to have nightmares about getting pregnant after murder-fucking him in the dumpster.

**Uhtred** · Subject: Re: Write that down - Torr Quotables Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:39 am

Hey.

Wut's good, ma?