(21:11) Uhtred Valenti: I think you
(21:11) You say, "What do you think?"
(21:11) Uhtred Valenti: and you
(21:11) Uhtred Valenti: both need to roleplay with me.
(21:11) Uhtred Valenti: Right now.
(21:11) Uhtred Valenti: And you two
(21:12) Uhtred Valenti: will fight for Uhtred's penis
(21:12) Uhtred Valenti: Two women in...
(21:12) Uhtred Valenti: ...ONE MAN IN BOTH...

*Narla: Hello would you please donate to me im trying to save for a catten or tygard
Pilot Morgan: What's in it for me?
Narla: Um D: Ill do anything please? What do you want from me?
Narla: I have a port space
Pilot Morgan: Okay. Here's what I want.
Pilot Morgan: I want a pair of your panties.
Pilot Morgan: A sharpie.
Pilot Morgan: Seven pieces of string.
Pilot Morgan: A lock of your mother's hair.
Narla: O-o
Pilot Morgan: Five pints of Guinness.
Pilot Morgan: Your tits.
Pilot Morgan: Bengay.
Narla: You know i cant get that to you ]:
Pilot Morgan: THEN FUCK YOUR MOMMA.
Narla: ;-;

Technically a Nicole quote, but I had to include the last line of Torr's!

Dead. says (10:22 PM):
*Oh my god. I wonder if every woman has a moment of horror in which she realizes nothing would please her more than to get down on her knees in the fucking kitchen and take her husband's piece in her mouth.
*Nicole's words.
**FISTPUMP.*

You have just sent a nudge.
*
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*ACK!
Kestrel says:
*MEH.
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*I HATE THAT BUTTON.
*SO MUCH.
Kestrel says:
*HATEFUL BASTARD.
*I hate it too. I always hit it by accident. > <;
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
Kestrel says:
*STOP IT YE WEE EVIL GIT.
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*...Totally an accident.
*
* You may not send a nudge that often.
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
Kestrel says:
**Raises an eyebrow.*
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*OH NO
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*MY FINGER JUST KEEPS SLIPPING.
Kestrel says:
**Keeps scribbling. Ignores you completely. Go ahead. Have fun crying.*
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*Oh, okay. On it. *Sobbing ensues.*
Kestrel says:
*OHMYGODIGOTNOSLEEP.
*The cats were HORRIBLE.
*I was stepped on, jumped over, heard bumping and crashing, had whiskers in my face, heard meowing and other caterwauls all morning, had my water, phone, and photos knocked over, living room floor was covered in three kinds of string when I woke up.
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*Good god.
*You know what they'd do, if they had fingers?
Kestrel says:
*Wring the life from me in my sleep?
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
*No. This.
*
You have just sent a nudge.
*
Kestrel says:
*I HATE YOU SO HARD RITE NAO.
Don’t sleep tonight, you’ll only die refreshed. says:
**Roflcopters.*

BABYSNOOKERPRECIOUSWOMBOFCANADIANDELIIIIIIIGHT! says (8:06 PM):
*Why do I suck?
Mae'r Aderyn says (8:06 PM):
*Because you all have to be on your period.
BABYSNOOKERPRECIOUSWOMBOFCANADIANDELIIIIIIIGHT! says (8:07 PM):
*You're right, actually. I started today .. a fuckin week early
Mae'r Aderyn says (8:07 PM):
*HAH.
*HAHAHAHAH.

Uhtred Valenti: "The ant carefully concocted the perfect spell... one that would destroy the world... he wriggled his antennae in furious delight, ready to bring all of the travesty and horror that was existence to its very knees... he raised his feelers, chittering with his mandibles in preparation for doomsday... and was promptly stepped on by ol' peg-leg."

Pδιsδη ιvу says:
*Orly?
Ticks & Leeches says:
*Yarly
         Pδιsδη ιvу says:
*Orly?!
Ticks & Leeches says:
*YARLY!11
         Pδιsδη ιvу says:
*ORLY?!?!!11112
Ticks & Leeches says:
*YARLY1111!11
         Pδιsδη ιvу says:
*Oh... I see.
Ticks & Leeches says:
*qUITE.

*Ticks & Leeches says:
*There are also things I don't get.
*Like, I know that the load eventually dies out, but what happens to the little sperm corpses?
*Does your vagina, like, EAT THEM?
Kestrel says:
*I have no idea, my dear.
*I guess we'll become experts at some point on these matters.
Ticks & Leeches says:
*Look it up. I'm curious.
Kestrel says:
*Actually, the sperm runs out of glycogen. Glycogen is broken down into glucose. Once the glucose runs out, the energy to recycle ADP + P back into ATP for energy for cell function ceases and the cell dies.

Once dead, white blood cells from the female's body attack the dead sperm and they are chemically degraded and absorbed and eliminated by the female's body.
*So, in a nutshell: YES.
Ticks & Leeches says:
*DUDE.
*That is AWESOME.
*Tell your vagina it RULES.
Kestrel says:
*I figured it was just chemical degradation.
*Er. *Leans in close and whispers to it?*
Ticks & Leeches says:
*It's like a more literal Venus flytrap!

Christoph|Valvogt: ew
Durande: You know you like it.
Christoph|Valvogt: It makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
Trylstrian: Oh god.
Trylstrian is so hard now.
Durande winks.
Christoph|Valvogt: You know you want my vomit, baby.
Lawtait: I do.
Trylstrian: No, I don't want it for you.
Trylstrian: I want you to pour it in a class.
Trylstrian: And dribble it into your brown eye.
Trylstrian: And then BLAM
Trylstrian: Like BUCKSHOT
Trylstrian: you're suddenly Mt. St. Mel

Hell says (1:36 AM):
*For some reason, whenever I see 'crosshairs,' I think of a tiny little crucifix on Mount Testicles, where tiny little Jesus is dying and whistling "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life."

Uhtred Valenti leapt from his seat. "NO," he shouted, slapping Garnett in the forehead. "That's a BAD PRINCESS. Now you're an UGLY PRINCESS because you were BAD." He kicked her in the kidney and smashed his testicles on her face, screaming "SNIFF THEM, SNIFF THEM."]

Uhtred Valenti: OH MY GOD
Uhtred Valenti: OH MY GOD
Uhtred Valenti: I'M A BUNNY
Sigmund Gottschalt: INdeed!
Uhtred Valenti: I'M A BUNNY WHO'S BEEN MAULED BY A DOG, THOUGH, APPARENTLY

Uhtred Valenti: You know what's sad?
Garnett: A constipated bunny?
Uhtred Valenti: You guys are so back asswards that STEPH's probably the one with the strap on.
Synaria hides it. "Nuh-uh!"
Garnett laughs
Uhtred Valenti: I'll draw you a diagram... and at least show you with sides are left and right.

Uhtred Valenti comes running down the steps, his ears flopping against his ass cheeks as he leaves little dingleberry pebbles behind him. He sits at the foot of the bed and looks up at Garnett, who finally isn't swollen in the belly with Uhtred's carrot-flavoured seed, and twitches his nose at her.

Uhtred Valenti went up the stairs and disappeared from view. Moments later, a loud thunk vibrated the floor, and Uhtred's voice called out saying "Well, we can tell them apart now...!""

Uhtred Valenti: Oh, and Mel being mean to me.
Garnett: Was not
Tancredo: From what I gather, what else is new?
Uhtred Valenti: Things that were made today.
Tancredo: Oooh...
Uhtred Valenti: And Mel's pregnant.
Garnett: That's news to me
Uhtred Valenti: See?
Uhtred Valenti: Told you.
Garnett gets out a coat hanger
Garnett: Whose is it?
Uhtred Valenti: Lance Bass'.
Uhtred Valenti: He's just as surprised as you are, I'm sure.
Garnett stabs
Garnett: Have you been inseminating me again?
Uhtred Valenti: Oh no. You two were just high.
Uhtred Valenti: And each though each other a man.
Uhtred Valenti: XD
Uhtred Valenti: *thought
Uhtred Valenti: But you were both wrong.
Uhtred Valenti sighs.
Garnett: ...............
Tancredo: XD
Garnett: You are apparently in need of a proper beating.