"Taste the painbow"

Warden's Dread says (6:12 PM):
*I don't know what to eeeeeeeeeeat
     Peacerose says (6:13 PM):
**shares chicken with carrots and rice noodles!*
*What are your options?
Warden's Dread says (6:14 PM):
*Burrito, mac & cheese, peanut butter sammich, Top Ramen, nachos, ham/turkey sammich, bread and water.
     Peacerose says (6:15 PM):
*Turkey sammich with nachos
Warden's Dread says (6:15 PM):
*Oh, and tuna sammich.
     Peacerose says (6:16 PM):
*Or you could put the tuna in the mac and cheese! Or better yet, the ham!
Warden's Dread says (6:16 PM):
*............TUNA in MACARONI AND CHEESE?
*...Stay here. Don't fucking move.
     Peacerose says (6:16 PM):
*Tuna Mac
*IT's not THAT unusual
Warden's Dread says (6:17 PM):
*..............
Warden's Dread says (6:18 PM):
*WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS BUT ME?
     Peacerose says (6:18 PM):
*The ham would taste better though.
*I don't know!!!
*You sheltered boy you!
Warden's Dread says (6:18 PM):
*I HAVE WATCHED THE SKY SPLIT LIKE A SHEET ON LSD
Warden's Dread says (6:19 PM):
*BUT I HAVE -NEVER- HEARD OF TUNA MAC.

Uhtred Valenti: Whuh?
Uhtred Valenti: OW why you hit meeee?
Garnett: Because I love you
Garnett smiles sweetly
Uhtred Valenti: God.
Uhtred Valenti: You think you'd treat a cancer patient with a little more compassion.
Garnett taps fingers
Garnett: No cancer for you
Uhtred Valenti: Oh.
Uhtred Valenti: AIDs?
Garnett: Nope
Uhtred Valenti: Tapeworm?
Garnett: Hmm
Garnett: Maybe
Garnett: If you're nice to me
Uhtred Valenti: ...
Uhtred Valenti: I can be nice to you.
Garnett: I know
Uhtred Valenti: I can totally be nice to you.
Garnett: Then you can have a tapeworm.
Uhtred Valenti: Right.
Uhtred Valenti: So I'm going to be nice to you.
Uhtred Valenti: ...
Garnett: I'm afraid what that might entail.
Uhtred Valenti: Here I go, being nice to you.
Garnett: Nice nice nice
Uhtred Valenti: See? This is nice, right? Just a normal, perfectly nice conversation.
Uhtred Valenti: ...
Uhtred Valenti twitches.
Garnett: Stop being nice
Garnett: fuck
Garnett: It's creepy
Uhtred Valenti: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Uhtred Valenti: YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE, MEL.
Uhtred Valenti: I feel better now.