Osanna Idril Sáralondë

Insert Character Drama Here. Or the gods will smote you! (Or just the admin's and their baseball bats of doom.)

Recent events:

+Osanna paied Princess Garnett a visit regarding the death of a servant. Nothing much came of it. (unknown)

+Osanna danced the faerie ring and has renewed herself. As a result, she's managed to curse the servant Corbin Pyn with hiccoughs every time he manages to raise his lance. He shall not plant said lance in any soil, fertile, or not without much laughter to be had on his behalf for some time. Woe be to the man who calls Osanna a 'whore'. (unknown, save for the very oviace fact that suddenly Mr. Pyn has a devilish case of the hiccoughs. Particularly in the presence of women, pretty boys and certain farm animals.)


+Osanna had bardly company and is now rather peeved about wandering stewards. (Known)

More on recent events:

+Osanna visited VanGatt in the slammer to check for ghosts. Good thing she checked, VanGatt might have starved or gone into the hug DTs. Thankfully, no ghosts surfaced while she was in there. Maybe next time. (SEE: Ghosts in the Tower as refrence. Or better, sheild your brain and don't. Know.)

+ Osanna accompanied the Alextons on their flight from the palace and deliverd their son sometime in the early hours of the morning with the help of the Lady VonPith and Lord Alexton himself. Her movement of the child, caused the Lady Advisor to go into labor early, though the child seems to be in good health and the advisor, alive to say the least, should make a recovery. Having resorted to magical means to safely move the child in his mother's womb, she has passed out in the Alexton's courtyard and shall remain so for a few days.

+Osanna, after a sudden, mysterious illness which left her in a death like slumber for a few days, has returned to the castle to resume work and await the release of her darling, beloved, smoochy pumpkin, skull stomper. While her health seems to be unstable, she did find the time to stop and chat with Squire Leon. Some how, this resulted in the boy getting a strange, none too pretty, demanding, baby bird. She is currently undertaking smaller tasks, while sitting in front of a fire. Thank god she dosen't seem to have the energy to yell, chase, hit, bite, scratch or swear. The staff is enjoying this small vacation, if you would. (Known)

+ Osanna's lovie has returned home sporting twenty lashes and a supprisingly good attitude. She has yet to make progress on her vows, being that it's quite hard to write vows when you're indulging in lewd and inappropriate behavior. The slammer is empty now, for the most part, but the VanGatt household, is not. (Known, though Lawtait would be the only one to know about said lewd and inappropriate behaviors. As far as the rest of the castle is concerned, Morcant VanGatt has finally lost it and now, we're all going to die.)

+ Has been putting on some weight around the middle. Dear god, don't say anything. (Known.)